Write in 1st or 3rd person. Keep in past tense.
Here's an example:
Abracadabrah!.......Abracadab…….wake
up, you little bastard.
Bollocks, did I say
that out loud?
Children, shout hello
Mr Bunnikins, when you see him come out of the hat.
Doesn’t seem to be
waking up, come on now Mr Bunnikins, help me out here, this is our best trick.
Everybody is waiting
Mr Bunnikins, come on now little fella.
For God's sake,
nothing, he’s not moving.
God, I definitely
said that out loud.
Hellooo, Mr
Bunnikins, time to wake up now and say hello to all these nice boys and girls.
I am definitely going
to have to get another rabbit.
Jump up and down now
kids, like lovely fluffy rabbits, careful now, steady on.
Karma, that’s what it
is, what goes around comes around and I’ve been one mean bastard to that rabbit.
Look now, settle
down. Mr Bunnikins is very sleepy, he’s all curled up, fast asleep, so we
better not disturb the little guy.
No, please don’t
shake the hat. He won’t like that, you’ll frighten him.
Off my wand, you
little sod.
Please don’t cry, I’ve
got other tricks, lots of other great tricks.
Quickly now back in
your seats
Right let’s see who
wants to pick a card, not the whole bloody pack.
Sorry, no that’s fine
Xavier. You take the whole pack if you want to, it’s your birthday.
The rabbit is not
dead, don’t be silly. He's just fallen over.
Upsadaisy, let’s get
him back in the box.
Well would you look
at the time, it’s nearly time to go.
Xavier, your mummy
will be here any minute.
Yep, that’s it then
kids, looks like it’s time for birthday cake.
Zip your lip kid, the
rabbit is not dead. Rabbit's sleep with their eyes open. I am surprised you
didn’t know that smart arse.
By CB McDermott
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